GALACTIC GULP: ALIEN FRUIT JUICE EXPOSED!

Zorp's Zesty Beverage from the Frigid Reaches of space has become the hottest craze on Earth! But do we know its origins? This delicious concoction, made from unknown fruits and unfamiliar plants, has left scientists baffled. Should you avoid it at all costs? Whispers abound about the effects of this potent juice. It is said it grants superhuman